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 You Are Too
Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his
pocket. "Sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My
wife did it before you."
你太晚了
在公共汽车上一名男子发现一个扒手把手伸进了自己的口袋。"对不起，"男子对扒手说道，"你太晚了，我老婆已先于你这样做了。"
Wanted To Help
Teacher: If there are any dumbbells in the room, please stand up.
(After a long pause, a student stood up. )
Teacher: What! Do you consider yourself a dumbbell?
Student: Well, not exactly that, sir, but I hate to see you standing
all alone.
有意相助
老师：请教室里的笨蛋站起来。
（过了好一会儿，一个学生站了起来。）
老师：什么！你把自己当成笨蛋！
学生：不完全是，先生，我不过是不愿意看到你孤零零地站在那儿。
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