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 What Is Your
Favorite Fruit?
"Above all," the doctor said, "you must eat more fruit, and particularly
the skin of the fruit. The skin contains all the vitamins. What
is your favorite fruit?"
The patient looked gloomy. "Coconuts," he said.
你爱吃哪种水果？
"总之，"大夫说，"你应该多吃水果，尤其是水果皮。果皮含有各种维生素。你喜欢哪种水果？"
病人神情沮丧。"椰子，"他说道。
Difficult Question
An elderly lady zoomed past a state trooper. He gave chase, and
when he had brought her to a stop he asked for her driver's license.
The elderly woman looked at him sharply. "Young man," she said,
"how can I be expected to show you my people keep taking it away
from me?"
难题
一位老妪驱车呼啸驶过一个州骑警。他追了上去，在她停下后，他要求检查她的驾驶证。
老太太严厉地瞪着他。"年轻人，"她说道，"你们这些人动不动就没收我的驾驶证，还让我给你看什么？"
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