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 Education
Mama Mouse was introducing her offspring to the ways of the world
when they were confronted by a cat. Mama immediately began barking
like a dog. The cat took off.
Turning back to her young, Mama announced, "That shows the importance
of learning a second language!"
教育
鼠妈妈正在向子女们介绍处事之道，正好遇到了一只猫。妈妈立刻开始学狗叫，猫便逃之夭夭。
妈妈转身对小家伙们宣称："这说明学门第二语言是多么重要！"
Both Mistaken
An author once praised another writer heartily to a third person.
"It is strange," replied the other, "that you speak so well of
him, for he says you are a quack."
"Oh," replied the author, "it is very likely that both of us may
be mistaken."
两人都错了
一次一位作家诚恳地向一个人称赞另一个作家。
"奇怪，"那人答道，"没想到你把他说得这么好，而他却说你是个骗子。"
"哦，"作家答道，"很可能我们俩都搞错了。"
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