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 Like Father,
Like Son
A staid-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young
people on the street. "Just look at that one," he barked to a bystander,
"is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's a boy. He's my son."
"Oh, forgive me. I didn't know you were his mother."
"I'm not, I'm his father."
有其父必有其子
一位表情严肃的绅士对街上一些年轻人的着装感到心烦意乱。"看一看这一位吧，"他冲一个路人嚷道，"它是男孩还是女孩？"
"是男孩。他是我儿子。"
"噢，对不起。我不知道你是他母亲。"
"我不是他母亲，我是他父亲。"
Takes Time
Barber: What kind of a haircut do you want, little boy?
Boy: The kind like my father's with the hole in the middle.
费时
理发师：小孩，想理什么样的头？
男孩：像我爸理的那种，中间不长头发。
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