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 Doctor:
Please open your mouth, madam.
Lady: Thank you very much,
doctor.
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
Lady: Because my husband
always asked me to shut up.
感谢医生
医生：
章开的你的嘴，夫人。
女士： 医生，非常谢谢你。
医生： 你为什么感谢我？
女士： 因为我的丈夫总是要我闭嘴。
teacher asked asked one of his students:" What is the
longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately:"
The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes
of an exam is the shortest."
最长和最短 一名教师问问的他的学生之一： "
最长的和最短的分别是什么？" 学生立即回答： " 过去几分钟是最长的，而过去几分钟一次考试是最短的."
The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school
so late this morning?" "Someone lost one yuan." Answered Tom. "Oh,
now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said. "No, I
stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply. 迟到的原因
教师问汤姆：
" 你为什么今天早晨迟到？" " 某人丢失一元." 汤姆回答。 " 噢，现在我知道，你帮助他找到钱，"
教师说。 " 并不，直到拿人离开，我才捡到钱。" 是汤姆的答复。
Teacher:David,why don't you wash your face? I can see
what you had for breakfast this morning?
David:
What was it ?
Teacher: Eggs.
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. 不洗脸的证据 教师：
大卫，你为什么不洗你的脸？ 我能看见你今天早晨早餐吃什么。
大卫： 它是什么？
教师： 鸡蛋。
大卫： 错误，教师。 那是昨天。
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